John's GRITS Definition

GRITS is corn ground into "grit" that is coarser than cornmeal and finer than cracked corn.

White GRITS has been bleached. Yellow grits is disgusting.

GRITS was created when the first Director of Recycling asked what to do with all of the leftover corn seed, and God said "Let there be GRITS".

 

Last revised: 4-25-97

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