John's Law
- Don't look up to a misanthropist.
- You can't be optimistic about things going wrong.
- There are basically two types of people; the idiots that
think there are only two types of people, and those of us
enlightened ones that think that having only two types of
people is an oversimplification.
- You can't get a life at a flea market.
- Staring at someone isn't so bad unless the staree notices
you doing it.
- Don't be worried about being paranoid. Worry about not
being paranoid enough.
- If you can't tell the difference between a glass that is
half full or half empty, then you have been drinking too
much.
- The shortest distance between two points is warped space.
- The quickest path between two points may be the one with
the fewest obstacles.
- Sheep accuse each other of flocking together like humans.
- If you want the dust to settle, leave the room.
- Don't dive into a shallow person.
- If you want a green thumb, plant something.
- The older you are when you have a mid-life crisis, the
better.
- Boredom is a luxury.
- Only the sick get well.
- If you need a "to do" list, you don't have
anything important to do.
- Oil and water may not mix, but if you work at it you can
make them form a colloidal suspension. Lettuce spray.
- In two dimensional space, the space between A and B is
flat.
- If the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is
doing, you need more documentation.
- The best defense for being easily offended is to not be
defensive.
- There are two keys to developing a good memory. One is
technique.
- In South America, nuts and bolts are reverse threaded (to
us) primarily so that the toilets don't come flying off
their mounts when you flush them.
- Nothing ever blows out of a garage.
- Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
- Never trust anybody for anything. TY,F.E.W.
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